Is it Friday yet?

Its just one of those weeks, you know? But I won’t go into that. Nobody wants to hear the bitchin. We all got our own problems to deal with so I’ll deal with mine.

Since this is my first post I guess I’ll intro myself. My name is Frank, but you can call me Frank. I think I’m 34 years old (I seriously stopped counting after 30). Married (second time cause I’m that good). I shave my head for comfort and convenience. I’m 6′1 but I can’t dunk and it pisses me off to no end. Why can’t I dunk? Seriously. Let’s see… what else… People tell me I’m scary looking and intimidating. I get that alot. I walk around with a pissed off look on my face and keeps people from fucking with me.. so it works. Occasionally, someone will try to front on me but not too often. Hey, I talk pretty hip for a 34 year old don’t I?

I like to laugh and attempt to make people laugh (except when I’m walking around with the pissed off look). I’m told I’m very funny by the people I work with but my wife says I’m not funny at all. Of course, half the humor is at her expense so I suspect she is just being mean by telling me that but I love her despite her mean comments. Lets see.. I love horror movies. Best genre ever! Wait, is porn a genre? If so, horror is the second best genre ever!!

So I’m on wife #2. But that will be the last time I refer to her as wife #2 as that will more than likely result in me sustaining some sort of pain in the groin area. Not that she’s abusive or anything. She only hits and kicks me cause I deserve it… I mean, I fell down the stairs. Wif… I mean Christian has lupus. Lupus sucks. Lupus sucks like a porn star if you know what I mean. So Christian has it pretty rough. Good thing is that it could be worse. She has good days and bad days. Its just most are bad. We have a 10 year old daughter which is my daughter from my previous marriage to wife #1. I can call wife #1 that because what’s she gonna do? right? And we have two small shitzhu dogs (did I spell that right?) and their names are Cody and Cooper. They provide comic relief for me and child appeal to Christain. These dogs are treated like royalty.. I shit you not. I mean, sometimes these dogs don’t even have to come get their own table scraps. Christian will take it right over to them so they don’t have to get up. What a life.

We volunteer at Animal Haven in KC. I really dig dogs and signed us up for it. Haven’t been going as much as I would to these days but just so much going on. Used to go up frequently and walk the dogs. Its hard seeing all those poor guys locked up there. People suck for what they do to these animals. Makes me wanna kick them in the balls .. or vaginas. I’m even starting to like cats. I still don’t want one but I like them more now. I want lots of dogs. Dogs still rule. Go get you a pet from Animal Haven if you are looking to get a pet or I’ll kick you in the balls or vagina. Seriously..

Well that’s me in a nutshell. I really didn’t intend to write so much but it just flowed.. yes it flowed out of me. Now I have a headache and all I can look forward to is that I have one more hour to go before I can go home and jump on Xbox Live to let some little 14 year old kid school me in COD4 and hopefully try not to break another controller. Till the next tyme.