Wells Fargo SUCKS

Why you ask? I thought you never would. Well, it all started a long time ago with our first car loan. But that is a long story and I won’t bore you with the details, instead, I’ll bore you with what’s currently happening. We made the mistake of doing another auto loan with Wells Fargo simply because they came back with the best interest rate. Well, we figured we shouldn’t have to deal with them this go around cause we were in a better place financially and figured as long as we make our payments and have insurance we should be fine. Well, you know when you buy a car and sometimes the monthly payment date just doesn’t work out for you so the car sales people tell you to setup a payment date with the lender? Well, Wells Fargo would not let us change the monthly payment date. These people don’t have a stick up their asses, they have the whole fucking tree. So, because they won’t let us change our payment date, by like 3 days, we are forced to pay them 2 or 3 days after the actual due date. Now… keep in mind, it might be late because we didn’t get it there on the actual due date but its not really late as there is a grace period. We always get our payments in well within that grace period but never truly on time because the assholes refuse to change the pay date for us.

So I start getting calls from Wells Fargo the very day its due. The very day! Not the day after it technically due. The calls continue till they get the check which is about 3 days. They drive me crazy. I even got a call 3 days after our check had cleared in the bank saying they hadn’t received our payment but yet it cleared 3 days ago. Anyway, I got smart a few months ago. I picked up one of those little mini fog horns at WalMart. Best investment ever. When they call I answer and then hold up my horn and let it rip.. I love it. Since then they will sometimes call and leave an automated message so no real person… but every once in a while… I get that dumb ass person and when I do…. haha. Fuckers.

So I totally recommend these little horns for Wells Fargo callers and anybody else blowing up your phone when they don’t really need to. I hate those fuckers. I’m even currently shopping around for a house and spoke with a lender I really liked and was going to go thru her till I saw she was affiliated with Wells Fargo. Nope. Sorry. Can’t do business with you. I was gone. Why?, she asked. Wells Fargo sucks!

The moral of this story… Wells Fargo sucks like a porn star. Gotta go.. guess who’s calling?

Older than I thought

So if you read my original post and I introduced myself as the tender age of 34. Well, it turns out my wife has been keeping score and I am in fact 35 years old. When the fuck did this happen!!?!! I mean, one moment I am 34 and sitting at home watching tv with my wife and next minute I am 35 and sitting at home and watching tv with my wife… this age thing just creeps up on you. Honestly, I feel 34 most of the time. Anyway, I just can’t believe this happened to me. You hear about this kind of thing happening to other people but I never suspected I would be 35 anytime soon. What’s next? 36? Nope, I’ll be 35 next year too.

Good news is that everything else in my original post is as accurate as it can be. Well, didn’t have a lot on the brain today. Really just pretty tired from lunch and ready to call it day and go home. I’ll try to write more before 36 catches up to me.

Is it Friday yet?

Its just one of those weeks, you know? But I won’t go into that. Nobody wants to hear the bitchin. We all got our own problems to deal with so I’ll deal with mine.

Since this is my first post I guess I’ll intro myself. My name is Frank, but you can call me Frank. I think I’m 34 years old (I seriously stopped counting after 30). Married (second time cause I’m that good). I shave my head for comfort and convenience. I’m 6′1 but I can’t dunk and it pisses me off to no end. Why can’t I dunk? Seriously. Let’s see… what else… People tell me I’m scary looking and intimidating. I get that alot. I walk around with a pissed off look on my face and keeps people from fucking with me.. so it works. Occasionally, someone will try to front on me but not too often. Hey, I talk pretty hip for a 34 year old don’t I?

I like to laugh and attempt to make people laugh (except when I’m walking around with the pissed off look). I’m told I’m very funny by the people I work with but my wife says I’m not funny at all. Of course, half the humor is at her expense so I suspect she is just being mean by telling me that but I love her despite her mean comments. Lets see.. I love horror movies. Best genre ever! Wait, is porn a genre? If so, horror is the second best genre ever!!

So I’m on wife #2. But that will be the last time I refer to her as wife #2 as that will more than likely result in me sustaining some sort of pain in the groin area. Not that she’s abusive or anything. She only hits and kicks me cause I deserve it… I mean, I fell down the stairs. Wif… I mean Christian has lupus. Lupus sucks. Lupus sucks like a porn star if you know what I mean. So Christian has it pretty rough. Good thing is that it could be worse. She has good days and bad days. Its just most are bad. We have a 10 year old daughter which is my daughter from my previous marriage to wife #1. I can call wife #1 that because what’s she gonna do? right? And we have two small shitzhu dogs (did I spell that right?) and their names are Cody and Cooper. They provide comic relief for me and child appeal to Christain. These dogs are treated like royalty.. I shit you not. I mean, sometimes these dogs don’t even have to come get their own table scraps. Christian will take it right over to them so they don’t have to get up. What a life.

We volunteer at Animal Haven in KC. I really dig dogs and signed us up for it. Haven’t been going as much as I would to these days but just so much going on. Used to go up frequently and walk the dogs. Its hard seeing all those poor guys locked up there. People suck for what they do to these animals. Makes me wanna kick them in the balls .. or vaginas. I’m even starting to like cats. I still don’t want one but I like them more now. I want lots of dogs. Dogs still rule. Go get you a pet from Animal Haven if you are looking to get a pet or I’ll kick you in the balls or vagina. Seriously..

Well that’s me in a nutshell. I really didn’t intend to write so much but it just flowed.. yes it flowed out of me. Now I have a headache and all I can look forward to is that I have one more hour to go before I can go home and jump on Xbox Live to let some little 14 year old kid school me in COD4 and hopefully try not to break another controller. Till the next tyme.